February 2012
Nathan and his rumoured girlfriend. She's...
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FREDDIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
sarahandhearts:
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The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns n Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me. Reminds me of childhood memories. Where everything. Was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face. She takes me away to that special place.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
Tom: So I'm taken, what happened basically is when we got to Vegas, me and Nath got married. In the White Chapel. Finally, it finally happened.
Siva: I carried the rings.
Nath: Tom wore the dress, Tom wore the dress.
Tom: I'm not the bitch in this, I'm not the bitch, he is definitely the bitch!
Nath: You are my bitch, Tom you are my bitch.
Tom: I am not your bitch.
Max: Getting weird...
Nath: That is one line I never, ever thought I would say... "Tom, you are my bitch."
Tom: I am not, just get that right.
When my computer thinks that 'reblog' is not a...
lolthefunniest:
Talking about Nathan.....
Mum: He's the cute one that you just want to pick up and put in your pocket...
Me: I would do more than put him in my pocket....
Mum: What?
Me: I said I didn't have any pockets.....
Alex: Everybody give it up for Jack on the guitar over here! Never played one note...in his whole life...we just found him...he was a trailer trash wash-up...dropped outta highschool...no parents...no siblings...not even a-
Jack: my sister is here! dude, my sister is at the fucking show!
Alex: May, where are you?
Jack: May, where are you?!
Alex: May, show us your boobs!
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
australian boys: ay you're a hot bitch, gobs?
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
#WHAT ARE YOU DOING? #WE'RE SUPPOSE TO KISS PASSIONATELY UNTIL I MELT IN YOUR ARMS #THEN YOU'LL LICK EVERY INCH OF MY GOD DAMN BODY #WHILE YOU FINGER THE FUCK OUT OF MY ORIFICE #AND YOU'LL KEEP PRESSING THAT PLEASURE SPOT UNTIL I SCREAM FOR MORE #THEN YOU'LL PUT YOUR FLESH IN ME AND WE'LL FEEL LIKE ONE BEING IN THE COSMO #YOU GO SLOWLY AND I'LL ASK FOR MORE #THEN I'LL MOAN #THEN WE'LL HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT KIND DINNER YOU WANT LATER #THEN WE BOTH CLIMAX #GOSH #DO IT RIGHT OR DON'T DO IT T ALL #pull that thing out. i'm going to read more fanfiction to make me feel better
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